This year, our new summer collection will shelter you from the harsh elements of a world that does not care if you live or die.
It's not actually free we just price it into the products. Someone's paying for it, and it's not us.
Our AI chat widget is powered by a naive series of if/else statements. Guaranteed to irritate.
Look how fast that cart is going. What does this mean for the actual experience? I don't know.
Buy them for your friends, especially if they don't like our store. Free money for us, it's great.